1. Save the wishbone.
2. Eat the dark meat.
3. Get dirty, wet, and cold on purpose, leaving a flock of snow angels behind.
4. Appreciate your cousins. Play with them.
5. Celebrate Snoopy Thanksgiving.
6. Watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Make sure to high-kick with the Rockettes. Or low-kick. Or flick your toes.
7. Truly enjoy the sight and sound of coagulated cranberry oozing out of a can in one gelatinous cylinder.
8. Make a turkey with your handprints.
9. Wear mittens instead of gloves.
10. Make candy cane fangs.
11. Snoop