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St. Patrick’s Day dad jokes + why do people pinch?

St. Patrick’s Day dad jokes + why do people pinch?

Getting pinched on St. Patrick’s Day is one of my least favorite parts of this fun day so it made me wonder, where does this even come from?

Why do people pinch on St. Patrick’s Day? 

The tradition of pinching on St. Patrick’s Day comes from American folklore, not Irish history! According to legend:

  • Leprechauns are mischievous creatures who sneak around pinching people.
  • Wearing green supposedly makes you invisible to leprechauns, so they can’t pinch you!
  • If someone isn’t wearing green, they’re “fair game” for a pinch to remind them to join in the fun.

Even though it’s a playful tradition, remind your kiddos not to take it too far.

St. Patrick’s Day Dad Jokes

And now, some epic St. Patrick’s Day Dad Jokes! 

1. Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?
👉 Because you don’t want to press your luck!

2. What do you call a fake Irish stone?
👉 A sham-rock!

3. Why do leprechauns hate running?
👉 Because they’d rather jig than jog!

4. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
👉 Sham-rock ‘n’ roll!

5. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
👉 A rash of good luck!

6. Why do leprechauns make great secret agents?
👉 Because they’re always a little short on details!

7. How can you tell if a potato is Irish?
👉 When it’s Dublin over with laughter!

8. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
👉 To get to the pot of gold on the other side!

9. What did one shamrock say to the other?
👉 You’re so lucky to have me as a friend!

10. How do leprechauns get to the moon?
👉 In a sham-rocket! 🚀

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 

 

Mile High Mamas
Author: Mile High Mamas

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