Why should dads have all the fun with their jokes? Liven up the dinner table or meal prep this Thanksgiving with a few of our favorites.
Also, don’t miss our guide to Denver Thanksgiving meals and events!
1.
Mom: “Why did the turkey join the band?”
Kids: “Why?”
Mom: “Because it had the drumsticks!” 🥁
2.
Mom: “Why did the cranberry sauce turn red?”
Kids: “Why?”
Mom: “Because it saw the turkey dressing!” 😳
3.
Mom: “What sound does a turkey’s phone make?”
Kids: “What?”
Mom: “Wing, wing!” 📞🐔
4.
Mom: “Why don’t turkeys make good chefs?”
Kids: “Why not?”
Mom: “Because they’re always stuffed!” 🍗
5.
Mom: “What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?”
Kids: “What?”
Mom: “Serve it lots of dessert!” 🍰
6.
Mom: “What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?”
Kids: “What?”
Mom: “Peach gobbler!” 🥧
7.
Mom: “What did the sweet potato say to the butter?”
Kids: “What?”
Mom: “I yam so grateful for you!” 💛
8.
Mom: “Why did the turkey bring a towel to dinner?”
Kids: “Why?”
Mom: “Because it knew it would get roasted!” 😆
Happy Thanksgiving, Mile High Mamas!
Author: Mile High Mamas
