27 Nov 2019
How to ruin Thanksgiving in four words
posted by: Amber Johnson
On Facebook, we asked the question “Ruin Thanksgiving in four words” and you answered. Oh, did you answer!
According to Denver moms, here’s how to ruin Thanksgiving 2020:
- The potatoes are instant.
- Nathan is coming over!
- I’m on a diet
- We weren’t expecting you!
- My mother-in-law is coming.
- I licked it all.
- Mom, my flights canceled
- Strep, Coxsackie, Norovirus, Flu
- We’re getting a divorce
- No Turkey or Mac-&-Cheese
- The turkey is frozen
- I am not cooking
- The oven won’t heat.
- I’m probably not contagious
- Taken out too soon
- Hand Foot Mouth Disease
- That is not gravy
- Where’s my pet turkey?
- No booze this Thanksgiving
- Dog tastes great, eh?
And the #1 way to ruin Thanksgiving:
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