How to ruin Thanksgiving in four words
posted by: Amber Johnson
On Facebook, we asked the question “Ruin Thanksgiving in four words” and you answered. Oh, did you answer!
According to Denver moms, here’s how to ruin Thanksgiving:
- The potatoes are instant.
- Nathan is coming over!
- I’m on a diet
- We weren’t expecting you!
- My mother-in-law is coming.
- I licked it all.
- Mom, my flights canceled
- Strep, Coronavirus, Norovirus, Flu
- We’re getting a divorce
- No Turkey or Mac-&-Cheese
- The turkey is frozen
- I am not cooking
- The oven won’t heat.
- I’m probably not contagious
- Taken out too soon
- Hand Foot Mouth Disease
- That is not gravy
- Where’s my pet turkey?
- No booze this Thanksgiving
- Dog tastes great, eh?
And the #1 way to ruin Thanksgiving: Any thoughts on impeachment?
How to make Thanksgiving a Win
Games. Keep things light and fun with games. Comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s hilarious party game Relative Insanity will keep the gathering lively and fun in this game where everyone chooses their punchline cards.
Thanksgiving Charades or Bingo. This cult classic game of charades has all of your favorite Thanksgiving foods, treats, icons and more. Too much physical activity? These Thanksgiving fall bingo cards are so inexpensive and fun.
Dress up. Why does Christmas get to have all the fun with Christmas jammies and Santa hats? This Women’s Plymouth Pilgrim Costume will be a hit, as will this Colonial Pilgrim Boy Costume.
However, you celebrate Thanksgiving, keep it light, have fun and enjoy this time with loved ones.
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