How to ruin Thanksgiving in four words

On Facebook, we asked the question “Ruin Thanksgiving in four words” and you answered. Oh, did you answer! 

According to Denver moms, here’s how to ruin Thanksgiving 2020:

1. The potatoes are instant. 
2. Nathan is coming over!
3. I’m on a diet
4. We weren’t expecting you!
5. My mother-in-law is coming.
6. I licked it all.
7. Mom, my flights canceled
8. Strep, Coxsackie, Norovirus, Flu
9. We’re getting a divorce
10. No Turkey or Mac-&-Cheese
11. The turkey is frozen
12. I am not cooking
13. The oven won’t heat.
14. I’m probably not contagious
15. Taken out too soon
16. Hand Foot Mouth Disease
17. That is not gravy
18. Where’s my pet turkey?
19. No booze this Thanksgiving
20. Dog tastes great, eh?

And the #1 way to ruin Thanksgiving:

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Author: Amber Johnson

Amber is the founder and editor of Mile High Mamas, travel writer and former columnist for The Denver Post. She is a passionate community builder and loves the outdoors. She has two awesome teens and is happily married to a man obsessed with growing The Great Pumpkin.