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Celebrate an Anti-Valentine’s Day

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At Mile High Mamas, we received plenty of Valentine’s Day press releases for chocolates. Events. Restaurants. Gifts. But nothing was quite like this hilarious pitch we received from Arc Thrift Stores for the “Anti-Valentine’s Day.” Enjoy!

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DENVER (January 30, 2018) – Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and while it’s a blissfully romantic holiday for some, for others it can be a bittersweet reminder of lost love and romantic blunders….or maybe it’s a day to celebrate being SINGLE AND LOVIN’ IT!!

At Arc Thrift Stores we’re all about heart and being a little bit silly, so we say, “What’s love got to do with it?!” and that it’s okay to celebrate an ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY! If you and your friends are spending Valentine’s Day roasting your exes or celebrating being unfettered, visit your local Arc Thrift for a whole host of fun, goofy, tongue-in-cheek (and maybe even a bit snarky for those with a darker sense of humor) gag gifts to add to the revelry.

Arc Thrift Stores has compiled a list of perfect Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts for anyone who is happily (or maybe not so happily!) unattached. Here are a few:

You Might Be Eating Alone…but you can still eat well! 


Single? Perhaps you need some advice from W.C. Fields!

 

 Want to Get Even With Your Ex? Voodoo just might be the answer! 

What’s More Romantic Than Marrying for Money? Here’s a How to: 

You Can Always MAKE Someone Fall in Love With You!!

Nothing Says You’re Dead to Me Than Black Roses!

 

 

 

To find an Arc Thrift Store near you click here for a store locater.

 

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