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I can’t get my kids to bed at night. They don’t listen when I tell them to stop watching TV or playing and get ready for bed, they fuss about washing their faces …

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Funny Now Trending Holiday Gift Guide…With Facial Hair!

Submitted by on December 6, 2012 – 5:00 amNo Comment

There’s nothing wrong with the traditional gift card…um, unless you neglect to put a balance on that small piece of festive plastic. Contrary to the beliefs of my five-year-old, they aren’t just free at the register. However, if you’re going to gift to impress, you might want to do a little research and choose something a bit more thoughtful, unique, trendy…and remember…this season, EVERYTHING is better with a little facial hair. Ya, I just said that.

For: Mom


Why just bake cupcakes when you could be wearing them too!? Give that special lady in your life a lovely, flirty adornment for the kitchen and let her know exactly how beautiful she looks as she whips up your favorite eat. Quick tip: hold the stache on this one. Available in children’s sizes – great mother/daughter gift!
http://www.flirtyaprons.com/  $25-$35


For: Dad

I don’t think this photo needs a follow-up explanation,  BUT I did find an actual fake testimonial:

“Hector”
Tech Support
Laguna Beach, CA
Hector says, “I still don’t like the fact that Beardo rhymes with Weirdo, but it’s really changed my life. Since I started strapping on the Beardo every morning, I’m finally getting respect. TSA just waves me right through at the airport and guys at the gym can’t figure out if I’m joking. I’m not.”

Yes: better (and warmer) with facial hair. Kid sizes too – perfect father/son gift!
http://beardo.bigcartel.com/  $35-$40


For: Baby Sister

Trendy mustache lacking, but these adorable boots will still make winter epic fun! If a bout of inclement weather doesn’t put a damper on your outdoor adventure, you will appreciate this haute look. Just add tatoo stache.
http://www.stonzwear.com/Stonz_Booties/Department.aspx?DeptID=7&&&RD=2 $40

 

 

For: Baby Brother

A bearded bink and a side of milk: shaken not stirred. Who could ask for anything more?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/80024194/crocheted-mustache-pacifier-the-folk
$10

 

 


From: Santa

 

Safety is always hip! With these adhesive helmet “fohawx!” in a variety of styles and colors, all of Santa’s good list will be safe and stylish. Spruce up last season’s new helmet…and, hey, who needs a stache when you’re rockn’ this up top?
http://fohawx.com/ $20

 

 

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