Teetering on Thin Ice–When Friendships Save
There are three words whose perfection and beauty are unsurpassed in the English language:
NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.
(What? Did you think I was going to be a sentimental fool and profess something sappy like “I love you?”)
I have been mechanically-challenged my entire life. I will admit it is part laziness, part impatience, part knowing there is a man somewhere to help me and part incompetence. The most part.
I destroyed our refrigerator’s ice machine last winter. If you missed that doozy of a confession, just know it involved black nail polish and a grinder. And an inordinate amount of dark, goopy ugliness.
I am an ice addict and a day without cubes is like a day without a hit for a junkie. So, I immediately tackled the ice machine with soap, water and even nail polish remover. But most of the unit was unsalvageable. My husband Jamie reluctantly ordered a $50 hunk of plastic to replace it and I waited with great anticipation for the part to arrive. Frustrated, he banned me from buying ice cube trays or bags of ice–assuredly a new form of spousal abuse.
I was thrilled when I finally received the part until I noticed the two most dreaded words in the English language: Assembly Required.
I knew I couldn’t do it so I admittedly barely even tried, which resulted in my normally accommodating husband’s refusal to fix it. And so it sat and sat and sat.
To hold me over, I would call my dealer Lisa.
“Lisa, I’m running low.”
“I’ll empty mine out and be right over.”
She once even bought me a 20-pound bag of ice. I think some would call her an enabler.
With the prospect of summer’s soaring temperatures, this ice junkie finally cracked. I knew I couldn’t survive the next few months without it and so when mechanically-gifted Lisa took pity on me by offering to fix the ice machine, I took her up on it.
She spent hours obsessing and piecing it all together. Hours where she could have been working on taxes, cleaning her house or ensuring her five children did not kill each other on summer break.
That night as I lay in bed, I heard it: the rumblings of the ice machine finally working. I rushed downstairs, threw myself in the freezer and praised my friendship with Lisa in song. My selection?
(More) Ice, Ice, Baby. Of course. 
Let’s hear it for great friends! How have yours helped you recently?
I can relate to this post sooooooo well. I am so mechanically inept that people around me pick up my slack out of sympathy!
Funny story as always! Just last week, my friend saved my children from an untimely death when I needed a mental health break. She sent me out the door to go diffuse.
Oh, and she brought chocolate. Chocolate = true friendship!
Love this! Friends are awesome. Even (especially) ice enablers.
You would love our new snowcone maker!! It makes the ice so fine it melts in your mouth. What a great friend you have to get you through your ice issues!
i would’ve just threatened Jamie’s pumpkins when he refused to help fix the machine
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btw, I saw this and thought of you
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25057503
My hubby is a big ice lover. He can’t drink a drink without it!
What a nice way to pay tribute to a good friend. I just might copy your idea!
I have the greatest friends in the world! I don’t know how I would survive motherhood without them. Something about being in the trenches together!
P.S. Funny post!!
that is a good friend… one that knows your needs and doesn’t question them – just acts out of sincere love and compassion.
i recently had a grad party for my son and right before it started, a friend (that wasn’t invited) showed up at my doorstep with a 7-layer dip and a bag of chips. i thought that was so thoughtful and realized i needed to do more of those kinds of acts.
http://www.sunshine-on-my-shoulders.blogspot.com
Great friend. I’m glad you have your ice back!
I have great friends that I love to visit with every week at play group. It is my lifeline to the outside world.
Thoughtfulness, lifelines…what we would do without our friends?!
It’s summer vacation? We still have a month to go here. Okay not a whole month, but until the end of June.
When does school go back?
Enabler.
Snort.
Thank goodness for ice and true friendship!
hilarious! what a sweet friend to empty her own freezer of ice to bring you some! i have too many instances but one always brings a smile to my face and warmth ot my heart (really). when i was uber pregnant with max, due in two weeks, it was ava’s 3rd bday and i was too tired and big and had no energy to throw her a party. four of my best girlfriends rallied around me and threw her the best princess party complete with games and contests and an amazing castle birthday cake. i get teary just thinking of how thoughtful and awesome they were and still are.
You are so funny–I just love reading your blog!
Friends are the best–especially those who just listen.
I have been so sick with each of my pregnancies. I don’t know what I would have done if my friends hadn’t stepped in to help!
P.S. I am mechanically inept too. It is one of the main perks of marriage!!!
You are a crack up, “Ice Ice Baby” that was rich!
Yay, for your enabler!!!!!!!!!
That’s awesome! Isn’t it nice to have good friends
I know a great speaker who gives a talk specifically on “chocolate friendships”!
http://www.laughingatspilledmilk.com
I, too, have a couple dear friends who would cross half of creation to help me. God bless them, and may I save the day for them from time to time, too!
That really is impressive to know how to fix the ice dispenser. I wouldn’t have a clue. What a great friend you have in Lisa.
AHHH…I love ice too. Our ice machine broke ages ago but know that we have the new fridge…I’m a happy lady!
I love the song tribute. It was so fitting.
We finally took our trip to the Wave- it was just as great as you wrote. My favorite line (in your piece on the Wave) was the one about watching far-flung deities in the night sky. The stars out there are the best.
http://www.excitedandconfused.blogspot.com
I have a lovely friend who takes my kids every Thursday so that I can go to appointments or just read a book at Taco Bell. LOVE HER TO DEATH!!!! (I do babysit for her on Mondays, but I babysit for many people who never babysit for me).
I am SO the same way. Hate putting things together and could not live a day without my glass of ice water by my side.