Grand Theft Childhood
March 16, 2010 – 7:00 am | 7 Comments

So much of parenting entails thwarting.
I must thwart my toddler’s attempts to travel staircases and wade in toilets. I do this with gates, latches, and other inventions meant to keep small children safe and …

Read the full story »
Creative Corner

Easy ideas for activities to do with your kids that involve fun, learning, and creativity.

Events

From our huge list of mama-recommended activities to ourweekly event round-up,we are Denver’s ultimateactivity guide.

Family Travel

Our winter travels will take us to Colorado’s best family-friendly ski destinations. Latest stops: SNOWMASS & POWDERHORN!

Mama Drama

Need advice on how to handle parenting challenges? Don’t we all! This weekly column tackles YOUR behavioral and medical questions. Also find tips on healthy living.

Mama's Product Picks

Do you have a mom- or child-friendly product you want reviewed? Do you want to find out What’s Hot and What’s Not? Look no further.

Home » Humor

Biggest Loser Boot Camp Week 10 Weigh-in–The Biggest Shocker Yet

Submitted by Amber Johnson on June 13, 2008 – 12:00 am26 Comments

biggestloser 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9Thanks to Front Range Adventure Boot Camp, I am physically stronger than I have been in years. But one of last week’s workouts nearly did me in.

It was not the day we ran Red Rocks amphitheatre. Though having a partner hold you back with resistance bands while trying to race crawl up the stairs sure was a lot of fun.

It was not when my husband Jamie and I took a two-hour hike up Eldorado Canyon’s Rattlesnake Gulch as I hauled our 30-pound toddler. (When asked by fellow hikers why I was carrying him instead of Jamie, I cheerfully submitted Bode helped me pack on the weight and he can help me take it off).

What nearly sent me to my deathbed was Monday’s Indian run at Boot Camp. Our instructor Robyn divided us into two groups: non-runners (smart people) and runners (masochists). I was assigned to the latter group. The concept of the Indian run is simple: a group of people jog in single file around a playing field and pass a baton backwards. When it reaches the last person, he/she sprints forward to the front of the line and so it continues.

Sound reasonable? Sure, unless your group decides to sprint the entire drill, causing you to finally say, “Ladies, if it is amenable to you, perhaps we should slow this down to a jog so the sprinter does not kill herself trying to take the lead.”

Well, it kind of came out like that. Just add some swearing and an avowal to get even when they least expect it.

Without further ado, my weekly weight loss is: 5 pounds, making my total 23 pounds.

No one is more shocked than I. Sure, my body nearly collapsed from overexertion this week but I overcompensated for it by consuming the equivalent of a child’s birthday cake at a neighborhood party that weekend. I dreaded getting on that scale and I am still scratching my head over my biggest week of weight loss.

Maybe the cake was made with Splenda?

Or it was more likely that I burned about 1,000,000 calories, which compensated for the 500,000 calories I consumed.

Whatever it was, I’ll take it.

Have you ever had a week of weight loss that shocked you?

Bookmark and Share

Popularity: 15% [?]

26 Comments »

  • Catherine Dix says:

    What a workout! I got a cramp in my leg just reading this!

    Congratulations, Amber!

  • Wendi says:

    I am beyond jealous.
    What I would not give to lose 23 pounds.
    It is what I won’t give up that is the problem.
    This weight is not going to magically “fall off” while I sit at my computer.
    Blogging.
    I need to get on your program.
    Yesterday.

  • cheryl says:

    5 pounds!? WOW!
    I had a week where I lost over 4 pounds, but I had gained like 2.3 the week before. I don’t think it really counts. You have had consistent weight loss from the beginning! Congrats!

  • motherofbun says:

    YEAY YOU! Congrats on your success. Although it sounds like you’ve been working your butt off! (Literally!) That Indian run thing? EEEKKK!

  • Lisa says:

    YAY! That is awesome! Keep up the great work! Wish I had it in me to do the boot camp thing. I’m lucky to walk my wimpy miles and do pilates.

  • Jody says:

    That is frickin’ awesome!!!! You’re probably building more muscle, which burns fat more readily. So by having a total kick-butt week of workouts you’re body’s burning a lot more calories even while you are sleeping, etc. (sorry for being “miss scientific” there!)

    Major Congrats on your successful losing! You are an inspiration! :)

  • Lisa says:

    Good job, Amber! I don’t even bother weighing myself. If my clothes are fitting better, or getting too loose, I know I am making progress. I am kind of backwards in how I approach fitness, but hey, it works for me.

  • An Ordinary Mom says:

    You are amazing! Congrats!

  • Karen says:

    Your doing awesome!

  • Heidi says:

    Wow! That is fantastic. Good for you. Congratulations!! :)

    Heidi

  • Suzanne Bastien says:

    YAY Amber!

    I’m gonna weigh myself later on today.

    But with me being sick this week and not exercising, I am probably still the same.
    Though, I didn’t eat alot, so we will see :)

  • [...] Biggest Loser Boot Camp Week 10 Weigh-in–The Biggest Shocker Yet Thanks to Front Range Adventure Boot Camp, I am physically stronger than I have been in years. But one of last week’s workouts nearly did me in. It was not the day we ran Red Rocks amphitheatre. Though having a partner hold you back … [...]

  • yvonne says:

    Good for you. That is wonderful. I think I had a bad week and don’t expect to see much of a loss next week.

  • Jen Smith says:

    Hurray for you! I am the queen of shocking weeks. It seems when I don’t eat anything, nothing happens but when I cheat, that is when I see my weight loss!

  • Jen Smith says:

    P.S. But 5 pounds? That has never happened!

  • Lizzy says:

    It happens often (that is when I’ve been good about weight loss) and I try to remember that when I have weeks where I should have lost but gained instead. No one knows what the body will do from one week to the next. Still, CONGRATS!!!

  • Leslie says:

    I just love your wit … thanks for making me laugh today – I needed it.

    Congrats on the weight loss. Very cool.

  • so grateful to be mormon says:

    hi amber,
    i already knew you were one strong woman! congrats on your success. most excellent, kathleen

  • Thanks for all the sweet comments!

  • Oh, and kudos to all the women who are doing this with me!!!!

  • Paige says:

    That sounds like a TOTAL killer workout! i would be dead.

  • wendy's tiki hut says:

    Awesome. you are totally awesome!

  • Julia Chandler says:

    that is so awesome Amber! keep it up!!!!

  • Allie says:

    Erm okay … I am totally exhausted just reading about this. You are my hero Amber because your endless energy and determination to enjoy these kinds of torture amazes and humbles me. If only I could find that will power deep down …. one of these days ……

  • Boot Camp Instructor Robyn says:

    Amber !!!!!!
    You are hysterical! Now that you are a seasoned Indian runner I will make sure that I always put you in the “sprint” group! Congratulations on your continued weight loss even after set-backs. You are proof that setbacks are a part of the journey and that you just get back on the track and keep moving forward. I love having your energy and constant humor in camp! So does everyone else. Hey all of you – come and join us!

  • snoflake22 says:

    Wow – congrats!!! That is so awesome. 5 pounds is really exciting!

    I FINALLY broke through my plataeu and have lost 5 pounds in the last 3 weeks. Not much, but I only have 10 more to go. Man, it has been painful though. Why is the last of the weight the hardest? urgh.

Leave a comment!

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. You can also subscribe to these comments via RSS.

Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

This is a Gravatar-enabled weblog. To get your own globally-recognized-avatar, please register at Gravatar.

*
To prove you're a person (not a spam script), type the security word shown in the picture. Click on the picture to hear an audio file of the word.
Click to hear an audio file of the anti-spam word