Grand Theft Childhood
March 16, 2010 – 7:00 am | No Comment

So much of parenting entails thwarting.
I must thwart my toddler’s attempts to travel staircases and wade in toilets. I do this with gates, latches, and other inventions meant to keep small children safe and …

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The kid has a future at Jamba Juice

Submitted by Aimee on April 24, 2008 – 12:12 am5 Comments

jamba juice 1Declan: “Daddy! Mama and I just made smoothies!”

Bryan: “Really?! What is in ‘em?”

Declan: “Oranges, Grape, Strawberries, Yogurt, Ice and Milk.”

Bryan: “Cool! What do you call it? You should come up with some fun, funky name.”

Declan: “Orange Grape Strawberry Yogurt Milk Ice Smoothie”

Bryan: {Pause} “Well. That is descriptive. And looong.”

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