The Kid Blender:  A Single Mom’s Attempt to Find Joy in an Unexpected Life
February 8, 2012 – 8:00 am | 2 Comments

In this series of blogs, the “Kid Blenders,” I will be addressing our challenges, trying to blend our two families together. The names of the children will be changed to spare the easily embarrassed. And let me be upfront about this: I’m no clinical expert. I’m just a single mom trying to figure life out as I go. But knowing that there are around 14 million single parents out there…I’m guessing that I’m not alone in this venture.

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The kid has a future at Jamba Juice

Submitted by on April 24, 2008 – 12:12 amNo Comment

Declan: “Daddy! Mama and I just made smoothies!”

Bryan: “Really?! What is in ‘em?”

Declan: “Oranges, Grape, Strawberries, Yogurt, Ice and Milk.”

Bryan: “Cool! What do you call it? You should come up with some fun, funky name.”

Declan: “Orange Grape Strawberry Yogurt Milk Ice Smoothie”

Bryan: {Pause} “Well. That is descriptive. And looong.”





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