Let’s face it: pregnancy and motherhood aren’t always what they are cracked up to be. With an emphasis on cracked. Enter Least Likely 2 Breed’s balms that will surely be a hit at your next baby shower or outing to the country club.

While the rest of us were dreaming of sleep as we breastfed our newborns, Leigh Stevens developed the concept for her company that features four hilarious and functional balms:

And not to mention:

Roid Rage – The Classiest, Flashiest Hemorrhoid Remedy on the Planet.

Tough Titties Nipple Rub – For Nursing Mums.

Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly.

Leigh says that sales have been shockingly good since she opened shop last September. “Folks seem to buy it at first for the cheeky name and swanky design and then are like … dang, it actually works!”

Leigh’s husband made the website and Leigh developed the concept while nursing and made it during the baby’s naps – a veritable family affair. The balms, not the hemmerhoids.

Allegedly.

We are thrilled to offer the entire bundle of balms to one lucky, well-lubed mama. Simply email us at giveaways@milehighmamas.com with your mailing address and the subject line “Least Likely 2 Breed.” The contest deadline is Friday, February 15th at midnight.